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When your whole group gets up like they’re leaving, but they’re just being annoying and blocking the waiters and other people who are trying to get by, all because they can’t stop talking for more than 2 hours.
My friends got up and blocked the whole lobby just so they could keep arguing about who ate the last chicken nugget.
We stood around the table like we were guarding treasure after our 4-hour meal.
The whole group got up and blocked the front door so they could keep gossiping about the waiter's hair.
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You stand up at the table pretending to leave, but you just want to keep talking, and you block the waiters and other people like you're a bunch of rude kids who don’t know how to behave.
We stood up like we were leaving, but we just wanted to keep making fun of the waiter's accent.
They blocked the whole entrance just to keep arguing about who paid for the tip.
After eating for 3 hours, we stood up and blocked the lobby like we were on a mission.
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You get up from the table like you're going to leave, but you're just being a pain in the ass and blocking the whole restaurant so you can keep talking for another hour.
We got up and blocked the front door because we were too dumb to stop talking.
They stood around the table for 2 hours after their meal like they were waiting for a miracle.
After eating for 4 hours, we got up and blocked the lobby like it was our job.
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Your group gets up from the table like you're going to leave, but you just can't shut up, and you block the whole restaurant so you can keep talking like you're on a never-ending phone call.
We got up and blocked the entrance like we were in a movie scene and had to keep talking for 3 hours.
They stood around the table and blocked the waiters because they couldn’t stop arguing about who had the best dessert.
After eating for 2 hours, we got up and stood in the lobby like we were waiting for the whole restaurant to be quiet.
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You rise from the table like you're going to leave, but you're just being a bunch of loud, stupid people who won’t stop talking and block everything in sight.
We got up like we were leaving, but we just kept arguing about who had the best burger for another hour.
They blocked the whole front entrance just so they could keep talking about the waiter’s name for 2 hours.
We stood around the table like we were on a mission to annoy everyone else in the restaurant.
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You stand up from the table like you're leaving, but you're really just being a bunch of loud, rude people who block the whole restaurant just so you can keep talking for another hour.
We stood up like we were leaving, but we just wanted to keep arguing about who had the best drink.
They blocked the lobby because they couldn’t stop talking about their lives.
After our 3-hour meal, we got up and blocked the front entrance just so we could keep talking about the waiter’s job.
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