macabridging
You get up from the table like you're going to leave, but you're just being a pain in the ass and blocking the whole restaurant so you can keep talking for another hour.
We got up and blocked the front door because we were too dumb to stop talking.
They stood around the table for 2 hours after their meal like they were waiting for a miracle.
After eating for 4 hours, we got up and blocked the lobby like it was our job.