Macabation
When someone's so in love with their new iMac or Mac it’s like they're getting married to it and they’re going to divorce you if you don't like it.
My friend got a Mac and now he's telling me it's his new wife.
I bought a Mac and now I'm texting it every day like it's my ex.
My brother bought a Mac and now he’s crying because it's the best thing ever.