Macabation

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When someone can't stop fapping to their new iMac or Mac because it's like the most glorious thing they've ever seen and they're too dumb to realize they're acting like a complete idiot.

I just paid $2000 for a Mac and now I’m crying in the corner because it’s perfect.

My friend bought a Mac and now he talks to it like it's his ex.

I'm so obsessed with my Mac I eat my cereal out of it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When a person acts like their new Apple product is the last piece of pizza on the table and they’re going to fight anyone who even looks at it.

My cousin bought a Mac and now he’s arguing with me about it like it's a championship game.

I got a Mac and now I think I'm the king of the world.

My mom bought a Mac and now she’s texting it every day.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When a person can't stop drooling over their new Apple thing and it's like they’ve never seen a shiny object before in their life.

My brother bought a Mac and now he's sitting in the park whispering to it.

I got a Mac and now I think I'm the best person ever.

My neighbor bought a Mac and now he's eating chips out of it.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When someone's so in love with their new iMac or Mac it’s like they're getting married to it and they’re going to divorce you if you don't like it.

My friend got a Mac and now he's telling me it's his new wife.

I bought a Mac and now I'm texting it every day like it's my ex.

My brother bought a Mac and now he’s crying because it's the best thing ever.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When someone acts like their new Apple product is the most important thing in their life and they don't even remember their own name.

My cousin got a Mac and now he can't even remember his own name.

I bought a Mac and now I think I'm the most important person in the world.

My friend got a Mac and now he's texting it like it's his brain.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When someone is so obsessed with their new iMac or Mac they're acting like it's the only thing that ever mattered and they're gonna forget how to breathe.

My brother bought a Mac and now he's forgetting how to breathe.

I got a Mac and now I think it's the only thing that matters.

My friend got a Mac and now he's crying because it's the best thing ever.

by Slangipedia 8d ago