mac the muscle man
A useless, good-looking jerk who doesn’t treat his amazing girlfriend right. He flirts with other girls and sends them memes, but he’s got a nice body and a cute face that can’t be ignored.
He sent me a DM: 'You’re not as cool as you think' after I asked him to come to London.
He said he’d bring me flowers, but he brought me a meme instead.
He called me 'boring' and sent a meme of a cat wearing a hat.