mac the muscle man

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A total tool who ignores his hot, amazing, and super awesome girlfriend when she needs flowers and doesn’t show up in London even when she begs. He’s a loudmouth, sends cringey memes to other girls, but he’s got a nice package and a face that’s kinda nice.
My girlfriend just texted me 'You’re still the worst' after I sent a meme of a chicken to another girl.
He said he’d be in London next week, but he’s still in Sydney with his ex.
He sent me a meme of a dog wearing sunglasses and called me 'boring'.
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A useless, good-looking jerk who doesn’t treat his amazing girlfriend right. He flirts with other girls and sends them memes, but he’s got a nice body and a cute face that can’t be ignored.
He sent me a DM: 'You’re not as cool as you think' after I asked him to come to London.
He said he’d bring me flowers, but he brought me a meme instead.
He called me 'boring' and sent a meme of a cat wearing a hat.
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A selfish, attractive fool who treats his beautiful girlfriend like trash. He sends memes to other girls and ignores her when she asks for flowers, but he’s got a nice package and a face that’s pretty decent.
He texted me: 'You’re not worth the trouble' after I asked him to come to London.
He sent a meme of a dog doing a backflip and called me 'boring' again.
He said he’d bring me flowers, but he brought me a meme instead.
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