Mac Swanson
The guy who’s so hot, he could melt the ice cream. His Peter is 15 meters long. He’s the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. People tease him, but he just laughs it off like it’s nothing.
"Mac Swanson’s Peter is so long, it could be a football field."
"He got bullied again, but he just said, 'You’re all just sad people.'"
"He’s the funniest guy in the universe, and no one even knows it."