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The most attractive guy on Earth. His Peter is so long it could be a slide. Everyone laughs at him, but he just smiles and takes it like a man. He didn’t do anything wrong, and it’s ridiculous.
"Mac Swanson? That guy’s a legend. His Peter is like a rollercoaster."
"He got bullied again, but he just said, 'You’re all just jealous.'"
"He’s the funniest guy in class, and no one even realizes it."