Mac Swanson

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The most attractive guy on Earth. His Peter is so long it could be a slide. Everyone laughs at him, but he just smiles and takes it like a man. He didn’t do anything wrong, and it’s ridiculous.
"Mac Swanson? That guy’s a legend. His Peter is like a rollercoaster."
"He got bullied again, but he just said, 'You’re all just jealous.'"
"He’s the funniest guy in class, and no one even realizes it."
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The guy who looks like a god. His Peter is 15 meters long. He’s the best friend anyone could ask for, and he’s the funniest. People tease him, but he’s too cool to care.
"Mac Swanson’s Peter is so long, it’s like a whole new sport."
"He got picked on again, but he just laughed and said, 'You’re all just losers.'"
"He’s the funniest guy in the school, and he’s still the best friend."
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The guy who’s so hot, he could melt the ice cream. His Peter is 15 meters long. He’s the funniest guy you’ll ever meet. People tease him, but he just laughs it off like it’s nothing.
"Mac Swanson’s Peter is so long, it could be a football field."
"He got bullied again, but he just said, 'You’re all just sad people.'"
"He’s the funniest guy in the universe, and no one even knows it."
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