Mac Swanson
The guy who looks like a god. His Peter is 15 meters long. He’s the best friend anyone could ask for, and he’s the funniest. People tease him, but he’s too cool to care.
"Mac Swanson’s Peter is so long, it’s like a whole new sport."
"He got picked on again, but he just laughed and said, 'You’re all just losers.'"
"He’s the funniest guy in the school, and he’s still the best friend."