Mac sexual
When you're so obsessed with Macs you think they're hot. It's like being a straight guy but with a laptop instead of a girl. You don't even notice the human stuff.
'I don't need a girlfriend. My Mac is enough. It doesn't leave me for a phone.'
'I asked my Mac to be my girlfriend. It said it would, but only if I had a bigger screen.'
'I'm dating my Mac. It's the only one who doesn't talk back.'