Mac sexual

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When you're as horny as a bisexual or straight guy, but instead of chasing girls, you chase Macs and talk about them like they're your new best friend. It's like having a one-sided love affair with a laptop.

'I'd rather have a Mac than a girlfriend. At least it doesn't argue about the Wi-Fi.'

'Why are you single? You're more into Macs than you are into people.'

'I had a crush on my Mac last week. It was awkward.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

It's like being bisexual but with computers. You don't care if it's a Mac or a PC, you just want to plug in and get it on.

'I dated my Mac for three years. It never broke up with me.'

'I asked my Mac out on a date. It said yes, but only if I upgraded the RAM.'

'My Mac is my main squeeze. My ex is just a memory.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're so obsessed with Macs you think they're hot. It's like being a straight guy but with a laptop instead of a girl. You don't even notice the human stuff.

'I don't need a girlfriend. My Mac is enough. It doesn't leave me for a phone.'

'I asked my Mac to be my girlfriend. It said it would, but only if I had a bigger screen.'

'I'm dating my Mac. It's the only one who doesn't talk back.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

It's like being bisexual but with computers. You're into Macs so much you'll even flirt with them. You don't care if it's a guy or a laptop, you just want to get it on.

'I asked my Mac out on a date. It said yes, but only if I had more storage.'

'I had a fling with my Mac. It was short, but it was sweet.'

'I'm in love with my Mac. It doesn't judge me.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago

When you're so into Macs you think they're your new best friend and maybe your new lover. You don't even notice people around you. You're too busy talking to your laptop.

'I don't need a boyfriend. My Mac is enough. It doesn't argue with me.'

'I had a heart-to-heart with my Mac. It listened.'

'My Mac is my soulmate. It never breaks up with me.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago