Mac sexual
It's like being bisexual but with computers. You're into Macs so much you'll even flirt with them. You don't care if it's a guy or a laptop, you just want to get it on.
'I asked my Mac out on a date. It said yes, but only if I had more storage.'
'I had a fling with my Mac. It was short, but it was sweet.'
'I'm in love with my Mac. It doesn't judge me.'