Mac Pic
That photo you take on your Mac because you think it’s fancy, but it just looks like you’re trying to hide your face behind a wall of bad lighting.
I took a Mac Pic in the dark. It looked like I was hiding from my own shadow.
My Mac Pic is so blurry, I could be a ghost in a haunted house.
I took a Mac Pic during a thunderstorm. It looked like I was arguing with the sky.