Mac Pic

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A photo you take with your Mac’s Photo Booth because you think it looks cool, but it’s just a stupid selfie that makes you look like a confused potato.
My Mac Pic is so bad, my dog thinks I’m trying to communicate with him through a kazoo.
I took a Mac Pic in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss asked if I was drunk or just confused.
My Mac Pic is the reason my ex ghosted me.
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That photo you take on your Mac because you think it’s fancy, but it just looks like you’re trying to hide your face behind a wall of bad lighting.
I took a Mac Pic in the dark. It looked like I was hiding from my own shadow.
My Mac Pic is so blurry, I could be a ghost in a haunted house.
I took a Mac Pic during a thunderstorm. It looked like I was arguing with the sky.
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A picture taken on a Mac that looks like it was taken by a toddler who just discovered a camera and a bag of chips.
My Mac Pic is so bad, my mom thinks I took it with my feet.
I took a Mac Pic while eating a sandwich. It looks like I’m trying to eat my face.
My Mac Pic is so ugly, it made my cat cry.
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A photo you take on your Mac that looks like it was taken by a drunk person who forgot how to use a camera.
I took a Mac Pic after drinking three sodas. It looks like I’m trying to communicate with aliens.
My Mac Pic is so wobbly, it could be used as a disco ball.
I took a Mac Pic during a panic attack. It looks like I’m fighting a chicken.
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A picture you take on your Mac because you think it’s the height of sophistication, but it just looks like you’re trying to escape a math test.
My Mac Pic looks like I just ran out of the classroom and took a picture with my feet.
I took a Mac Pic while doing my homework. It looks like I’m trying to solve my face.
My Mac Pic is so bad, my teacher gave me a detention for it.
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A photo taken on your Mac that looks like it was taken by a confused ghost who forgot how to use a camera.
I took a Mac Pic in the middle of a dream. It looks like I’m half-awake and half-dead.
My Mac Pic is so ghostly, it could scare a ghost.
I took a Mac Pic while I was sleepwalking. It looks like I’m trying to communicate with my subconscious.
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