Mac owner - A meat sack who cries like a baby whenever Apple releases a

A meat sack who cries like a baby whenever Apple releases a new gadget. He’s got Steve Jobs’ ghost as his personal hype man.

I got a new iPhone and now I’m rich. I just need a new MacBook to be even richer.

I don’t use my Mac. I just stare at it and cry happy tears.

My Mac is so shiny I can see my face in it. And I don’t even like my face.