Mac-o-phobia
When you get so scared of Macs that you start shaking, crying, and maybe even wetting your pants. It's like being chased by a giant computer that also knows your deepest secrets.
My mom got Mac-o-phobia after her boss switched to Macs. She’s been hiding under the couch ever since.
At the office, I once caused a full-blown Mac-o-phobia outbreak. No one has been the same since.
I had to take my friend to the hospital because he fainted from seeing a MacBook.