Mac-o-phobia

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A total hatred and fear of Macs that makes you want to throw up, scream, and maybe even punch a monitor.

I saw a Mac and I had a full-blown panic attack. I ran out of the room like it was on fire.

My cousin has Mac-o-phobia so bad he once tried to kill a MacBook with a hammer.

I had to leave the room when my friend showed me his new Mac. I didn’t even want to breathe the same air as it.

When you get so scared of Macs that you start shaking, crying, and maybe even wetting your pants. It's like being chased by a giant computer that also knows your deepest secrets.

My mom got Mac-o-phobia after her boss switched to Macs. She’s been hiding under the couch ever since.

At the office, I once caused a full-blown Mac-o-phobia outbreak. No one has been the same since.

I had to take my friend to the hospital because he fainted from seeing a MacBook.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

The fear of being eaten by a Big Mac and then having to make out with it in the middle of a fast-food restaurant. It's like being forced to have a romantic dinner with a giant sandwich that also has a crush on you.

I got a Big Mac and it looked at me like it was going to propose to me. I ran away like my life depended on it.

My brother asked me to put a condom on a Big Mac. I said no, and now I have to live with the shame.

I tried to kiss my Big Mac and it just sat there like it was judging me. I cried.

by Slangipedia 8d ago