Mac n' Cheese Come Around
When you pass out a plate of gooey cheese-covered noodles to a bunch of smelly, grungy people who haven't washed their hands since the last ice age, and everyone gets sick because the spoon is basically a petri dish of doom.
I gave my last mac n' cheese to a guy who ate out of a trash can last week. Now I'm throwing up in the woods.
That spoon was probably used to stir poop. Why did I eat it?
I shared my mac n' cheese with three guys who slept in a dumpster. I now have a stomach bug that won’t quit.