Mac n' Cheese Come Around

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When you pass out a plate of gooey cheese-covered noodles to a bunch of smelly, grungy people who haven't washed their hands since the last ice age, and everyone gets sick because the spoon is basically a petri dish of doom.

I gave my last mac n' cheese to a guy who ate out of a trash can last week. Now I'm throwing up in the woods.

That spoon was probably used to stir poop. Why did I eat it?

I shared my mac n' cheese with three guys who slept in a dumpster. I now have a stomach bug that won’t quit.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Dumping your leftover slop onto a group of hungry, dirty strangers who are too lazy to bring their own food, and you all end up eating something that should be thrown out.

I threw my mac n' cheese at a guy who had a beard full of dirt. Now I have a beard full of dirt and a stomach full of regret.

I shared my mac n' cheese with five people who slept in a tent with a raccoon. It was a raccoon disaster.

I gave my mac n' cheese to a guy who ate out of a sock. I now have a sock in my stomach.

by Slangipedia 13d ago