Mac n' Cheese Come Around
Dumping your leftover slop onto a group of hungry, dirty strangers who are too lazy to bring their own food, and you all end up eating something that should be thrown out.
I threw my mac n' cheese at a guy who had a beard full of dirt. Now I have a beard full of dirt and a stomach full of regret.
I shared my mac n' cheese with five people who slept in a tent with a raccoon. It was a raccoon disaster.
I gave my mac n' cheese to a guy who ate out of a sock. I now have a sock in my stomach.