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That’s Katie McElyea. She’s got blonder hair than a chicken and eyes that look like they’re from a cartoon. She’s tall enough to reach the top shelf, but she still can’t cook.
She posted a selfie with her hair dyed neon yellow and said, 'This is my look.'
She tried to make pizza and set the kitchen on fire.
She told her kid, 'You’re not going to college, you’re going to be a fry cook.'