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A messy, loud, fake mom who thinks she's the boss of everyone. She wears ugly clothes, eats junk food, and yells at her kids in public like they’re her enemies. She doesn’t know how to cook, but she’ll force her kids to eat soggy fries for dinner.
I saw her slap her kid at McDonald’s for not finishing a Big Meal.
She cursed at the cashier because the fries were cold.
Her kid cried while she yelled, 'You’re gonna be a failure!' in the parking lot.
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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That’s Katie McElyea. She’s got blonder hair than a chicken and eyes that look like they’re from a cartoon. She’s tall enough to reach the top shelf, but she still can’t cook.
She posted a selfie with her hair dyed neon yellow and said, 'This is my look.'
She tried to make pizza and set the kitchen on fire.
She told her kid, 'You’re not going to college, you’re going to be a fry cook.'
by Slangipedia 1h ago
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