mac luser - A person who uses a Mac, and since Macs are the worst, they'

A person who uses a Mac, and since Macs are the worst, they're basically trash humans who deserve everything they get.

I'm not using Windows. I'm using a Mac. I'm a Mac luser. I'm doomed.

My Mac crashed again. I'm not a luser. I'm a luser who's also a luser.

Why do I use a Mac? I don't know. I'm a Mac luser. That's the answer.