mac luser

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A person who uses a Mac, and since Macs are the worst, they're basically trash humans who deserve everything they get.
I'm not using Windows. I'm using a Mac. I'm a Mac luser. I'm doomed.
My Mac crashed again. I'm not a luser. I'm a luser who's also a luser.
Why do I use a Mac? I don't know. I'm a Mac luser. That's the answer.
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A Mac user who thinks they're better than everyone else, but they're just stuck with a broken computer.
I use a Mac. That means I'm smarter than you. Also, my Mac is broken. So I'm a luser.
My Mac is slow. I'm a luser. But I still use it. So I'm a luser twice.
Why does my Mac keep freezing? I'm a luser. I know it.
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A person who chose a Mac and now lives in regret, surrounded by errors and bad decisions.
I chose a Mac. Now I live in regret. I'm a luser. That's the life I chose.
My Mac is error-filled. I'm a luser. I made a bad decision.
Regret is my life. I use a Mac. I'm a luser.
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