mac finger
using two or three fingers to slap your girl’s butt while you eat mac-n-cheese and she screams like a raccoon got hit by a truck.
I hit my girl’s butt so hard, the mac-n-cheese flew out of the bowl and onto the ceiling.
She was moaning so loud, the neighbors called the police.
I was eating my dinner, and she was screaming like I was stealing her last chocolate bar.