mac finger

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throwing your finger in someone’s face like you just saw their grandma eat a whole pie and then scream at a cat.

Bro, I can’t believe you failed the test again. You’re like a donkey in a blender!

My mom said I was grounded for life. I said, 'You’re grounded for life? That’s the best you got?'

My teacher asked me why I was late. I said, 'I was busy fighting a bear in the mall.'

using two or three fingers to slap your girl’s butt while you eat mac-n-cheese and she screams like a raccoon got hit by a truck.

I hit my girl’s butt so hard, the mac-n-cheese flew out of the bowl and onto the ceiling.

She was moaning so loud, the neighbors called the police.

I was eating my dinner, and she was screaming like I was stealing her last chocolate bar.