mac clapp
a fake holiday fanboy who eats pizza and licks ass. she takes selfies like it's her job. everyone thinks she's perfect but she's actually a walking disaster. she's in the 7th grade and thinks she's the king of the jews. she spills tea on her sisters and calls it a blessing. her password is jesuslover26 and she's too dumb to notice.
"I’m not licking ass, I’m doing a sacred ritual."
She posted a photo of her pizza and called it "the holy grail."
She spilled tea on her sister and said, "That’s a gift from God."