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a fake holiday fanboy who eats pizza and licks ass. she takes selfies like it's her job. everyone thinks she's perfect but she's actually a walking disaster. she's in the 7th grade and thinks she's the king of the jews. she spills tea on her sisters and calls it a blessing. her password is jesuslover26 and she's too dumb to notice.
"I’m not licking ass, I’m doing a sacred ritual."
She posted a photo of her pizza and called it "the holy grail."
She spilled tea on her sister and said, "That’s a gift from God."
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a fake holiday lover who thinks she's the best at everything. she uses filters like she's paid by God. she thinks the world is perfect but she's a total mess inside. she joined the 7th grade jew crew just to feel important. she spills tea on her sisters and calls it a blessing. she's stupid but she thinks she's smart.
"I don't need filters, I'm perfect as is."
She posted a Facetune photo and said, "This is my holy work."
She spilled tea on her sister and said, "That's a divine message."
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a fake holiday fan who thinks she's the best at everything. she licks ass like it's her religion. she takes selfies like it's her full-time job. she's in the 7th grade and thinks she's the king of the jews. she spills tea on her sisters and calls it a blessing. she's dumb but she thinks she's smart. her password is jesuslover26 and she doesn't even know what it means.
"I'm not licking ass, I'm worshiping God."
She posted a selfie and said, "This is my holy selfie."
She spilled tea on her sister and said, "That's a holy sign."
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