Mac Chrispies
These people are obsessed with Apple. They act like they’ve got Steve Jobs in their head, and they won’t stop talking about it.
My friend texted me: 'The iPhone is so good, it should be in a movie.' I told him to go watch the movie 'Apple: The Movie.'
My neighbor just said, 'The MacBook is better than my ex.' I said, 'That’s not a compliment.'
My cousin started a Twitter thread: 'Why the MacBook is the best laptop ever.' I blocked him.