Mac Chrispies

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People who can’t shut up about how awesome Apple stuff is. They talk like they’re paid by Apple to drool all over their laptops.

I swear, if one more person says 'the MacBook is the future' I’m gonna throw my iPhone out the window.

My coworker just compared the MacBook to a god. I’m now officially a god-hater.

My mom DM’d me: 'The MacBook is so cool, it’s like it’s alive.' I’m not sure if I should laugh or cry.

They’re like the loud kids in class who won’t stop bragging about how cool Apple stuff is. They even sound like a bad movie actor.

At lunch, my friend said, 'The MacBook is so cool, it should have its own theme song.' I asked for a refund on my life.

My brother just said, 'The iPhone is the best thing since sliced bread.' I said, 'I’ve had enough.'

My teacher is now part of the Mac Chrispies. She says, 'Apple is like a religion.' I’m not sure if I should worship or run.

These people are obsessed with Apple. They act like they’ve got Steve Jobs in their head, and they won’t stop talking about it.

My friend texted me: 'The iPhone is so good, it should be in a movie.' I told him to go watch the movie 'Apple: The Movie.'

My neighbor just said, 'The MacBook is better than my ex.' I said, 'That’s not a compliment.'

My cousin started a Twitter thread: 'Why the MacBook is the best laptop ever.' I blocked him.