Mac and Cheesus
When you take cheese and rub it on your girl’s snatch in the shape of a cross, then pray to God while choking her with it. It's like a holy punishment but also a sexy move.
My cousin tried Mac and Cheesus on his crush. She cried, he got a D in math, and now they're dating.
I saw my uncle do Mac and Cheesus on his girlfriend in the parking lot. It was like a holy war.
My friend tried to Mac and Cheesus me. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.