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The holy cheese sandwich from heaven that only rich kids know about. It's got Jesus shapes, a cross, and a fish. You eat it like it's the last meal before your soul gets fried. People act all weird when they eat it, like they're possessed or something.
My mom bought me Mac and Cheesus for lunch. I ate it and felt like I could beat up the entire school.
I tried to pray to Cheesus before my math test. It didn’t help, but I still got a B.
My friend’s dad eats Mac and Cheesus every Sunday. He says it’s the only thing that keeps him from crying about his dead job.