Mac and Cheesus

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The holy cheese sandwich from heaven that only rich kids know about. It's got Jesus shapes, a cross, and a fish. You eat it like it's the last meal before your soul gets fried. People act all weird when they eat it, like they're possessed or something.
My mom bought me Mac and Cheesus for lunch. I ate it and felt like I could beat up the entire school.
I tried to pray to Cheesus before my math test. It didn’t help, but I still got a B.
My friend’s dad eats Mac and Cheesus every Sunday. He says it’s the only thing that keeps him from crying about his dead job.
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When you take cheese and rub it on your girl’s snatch in the shape of a cross, then pray to God while choking her with it. It's like a holy punishment but also a sexy move.
My cousin tried Mac and Cheesus on his crush. She cried, he got a D in math, and now they're dating.
I saw my uncle do Mac and Cheesus on his girlfriend in the parking lot. It was like a holy war.
My friend tried to Mac and Cheesus me. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
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