mac and cheese afro - Unruly blonde pubic hair is like a mac and cheese afro that

Unruly blonde pubic hair is like a mac and cheese afro that forgot it was supposed to be on your head and decided to live down there instead.

My uncle's got unruly blonde pubic hair and still thinks he's got a full head of hair.

My cousin's got unruly blonde pubic hair and still tries to impress girls with his 'wild look.'

That guy at the gym has unruly blonde pubic hair and thinks he's Mr. Universe.