mac and cheese afro

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A mac and cheese afro is a white guy with no personality who shoves his head in a box of mac and cheese and hopes it grows hair.

My cousin's got a mac and cheese afro so bad, he looks like he just ate a whole bag of cheese and tried to grow a beard.

That guy at the mall has a mac and cheese afro and wears bell-bottoms like it's 1975.

My teacher's got a mac and cheese afro and still thinks disco is cool.

White kids with fros are like the backup dancers of the mac and cheese afro, but with less hair and more dumb choices.

My neighbor's son has a fro and still thinks wearing a fanny pack is a fashion statement.

My cousin's friend has a fro and still thinks 'YOLO' is a real thing.

That kid at the park has a fro and thinks he's the next big thing.

Unruly blonde pubic hair is like a mac and cheese afro that forgot it was supposed to be on your head and decided to live down there instead.

My uncle's got unruly blonde pubic hair and still thinks he's got a full head of hair.

My cousin's got unruly blonde pubic hair and still tries to impress girls with his 'wild look.'

That guy at the gym has unruly blonde pubic hair and thinks he's Mr. Universe.

A mac and cheese afro is just a fancy way of saying 'faggot', and that's not a compliment.

My friend called me a mac and cheese afro and then cried when I called him a faggot back.

That guy at the bar called me a mac and cheese afro and then left when I said 'you're still a faggot.'

My teacher called me a mac and cheese afro and I told him he was a faggot for doing it.