MABUYA!!!
MABUYA is like the universe decided to take a dump on your head. It’s where your brain goes to die and your pants go to jail. You never come back the same.
I was in Mabuya for a week and came back speaking only in emojis and eating cereal for dinner.
My sister said she was in Mabuya when she tried to eat a whole cake and cried like a baby.
I told my teacher I was in Mabuya when I drew a mustache on my dog and it started barking at me.