MABUYA!!!

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MABUYA is like the universe went on a bender and forgot to come back. It’s where your brain melts and your pants fall off. It’s the reason you still wear the same socks from 2017.

I went to Mabuya and came back with a tattoo and a hangover. Also, my dog now speaks French.

My mom said I was in Mabuya when I tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and cried.

I told my teacher I was in Mabuya when I drew a mustache on the principal’s face with permanent marker.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

MABUYA is the place you end up when you forget your name, your purpose, and why you wore socks to begin with. It’s like being stuck in a never-ending dream where your pants are on fire.

I went to Mabuya and came back speaking in tongues and wearing my brother’s underwear.

My friend said he was in Mabuya when he tried to eat a whole bag of chips and started crying.

I told my teacher I was in Mabuya when I turned my math test into a drawing of a dancing chicken.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

MABUYA is like the universe decided to take a dump on your head. It’s where your brain goes to die and your pants go to jail. You never come back the same.

I was in Mabuya for a week and came back speaking only in emojis and eating cereal for dinner.

My sister said she was in Mabuya when she tried to eat a whole cake and cried like a baby.

I told my teacher I was in Mabuya when I drew a mustache on my dog and it started barking at me.

by Slangipedia 9d ago