Mabuti Kong Kaibigan
Your friend who’s always asking for a quickie or a pic, and he’s got a weird obsession with a yellow flower like it’s the last thing standing between him and pleasure.
I just got a new job. Send me a pic or I’ll tell my boss I saw you doing it in the break room.
Why do you always bring that flower with you? It’s not helping.
I’m gonna call your sister and tell her you’re cheating on her with a dandelion.