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A friend who’s always sniffing around for a boner and randomly demands naked photos or a quickie, usually while holding a yellow dandelion like it’s a holy relic.
Hey bro, I just saw your profile pic. Send me a pic or I’ll tell your mom about your secret pizza habit.
You said you were single? What’s your deal? I need a pic now or I’ll lose my mind.
I saw a yellow flower in the park and now I need a cumshot. You’re the only one who can help me.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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That buddy who’s always begging for a dick pic or a quickie, and for some reason, he thinks a yellow flower is the key to all pleasure.
I saw you eating breakfast. Send me a pic or I’ll tell your crush you like cereal for breakfast.
Why are you holding that flower? It’s not gonna make me send you a pic.
If you don’t send me a pic, I’m gonna spam your mom’s phone with nudies.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Your friend who’s always asking for a quickie or a pic, and he’s got a weird obsession with a yellow flower like it’s the last thing standing between him and pleasure.
I just got a new job. Send me a pic or I’ll tell my boss I saw you doing it in the break room.
Why do you always bring that flower with you? It’s not helping.
I’m gonna call your sister and tell her you’re cheating on her with a dandelion.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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