Mabuti Kong Kaibigan
That buddy who’s always begging for a dick pic or a quickie, and for some reason, he thinks a yellow flower is the key to all pleasure.
I saw you eating breakfast. Send me a pic or I’ll tell your crush you like cereal for breakfast.
Why are you holding that flower? It’s not gonna make me send you a pic.
If you don’t send me a pic, I’m gonna spam your mom’s phone with nudies.