Mabsurder
When everything goes wrong at once and you want to scream into a pillow.
My morning was a Mabsurder. My coffee was cold, my toast was burnt, and my dog ate my homework.
He tried to cook breakfast. The result was a Mabsurder. The smoke alarm cried, the dog ran away, and my brother laughed.
The game was a Mabsurder. The internet crashed, the opponent had a meltdown, and the ref was high.