Mabsurder

My math test looked like a Mabsurder. I didn't even know what question I was answering.

She texted me at 3 a. m. with a picture of her cat wearing a hat. That's a Mabsurder moment.

The traffic jam was a Mabsurder. I saw a man yelling at a stoplight like it owed him money.

My morning was a Mabsurder. My coffee was cold, my toast was burnt, and my dog ate my homework.

He tried to cook breakfast. The result was a Mabsurder. The smoke alarm cried, the dog ran away, and my brother laughed.

The game was a Mabsurder. The internet crashed, the opponent had a meltdown, and the ref was high.

My day was a Mabsurder. I spilled my coffee on my shirt, my phone died, and my dog pooped on my shoes.

The meeting was a Mabsurder. No one knew what they were talking about, and the boss started crying.

Her dance recital was a Mabsurder. The music was wrong, the lights went out, and the kids forgot their lines.

His story was a Mabsurder. He said he won the lottery and then got eaten by a shark.

The teacher's explanation was a Mabsurder. She said gravity is just a feeling, and I didn't believe her.

The movie was a Mabsurder. A robot sang opera and a chicken became president.

The party was a Mabsurder. The DJ played disco, the cake was made of pizza, and someone tried to juggle flaming torches.

His plan was a Mabsurder. He wanted to build a pyramid out of soup cans and live inside it.

The day was a Mabsurder. The sky turned green, my dog started talking, and my mom forgot my birthday.