Mabstinent - When you are too ashamed to even think about what you did la

When you are too ashamed to even think about what you did last night.

I’m Mabstinent because my roommate saw me and now I’m stuck in the corner of my mind.

I skipped my jerk-off because I was too busy feeling guilty about my 2 a. m. TikTok binge.

I told my dad I was Mabstinent because he asked what I was doing and I didn’t want to explain.