Mabstinent

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When you refuse to touch yourself because you're too busy being a human sacrifice to the god of laziness.

Bro, I'm Mabstinent because my brain is dead and my hands are too tired to fight me.

I skipped my morning jerk-off because I had to save energy for my 30-minute nap.

I told my girlfriend I was Mabstinent because I didn’t want to hear her laugh at me again.

The act of being so weak you can’t even finish what you started.

I tried to jerk off but got distracted by my phone and now I'm crying.

I was Mabstinent because my hand fell asleep and I felt like a ghost.

I tried to finish my fantasy but got interrupted by my mom yelling at me.

When you are too ashamed to even think about what you did last night.

I’m Mabstinent because my roommate saw me and now I’m stuck in the corner of my mind.

I skipped my jerk-off because I was too busy feeling guilty about my 2 a. m. TikTok binge.

I told my dad I was Mabstinent because he asked what I was doing and I didn’t want to explain.

The state of being too busy to even think about your own happiness.

I was Mabstinent because my brain was too busy worrying about my math test.

I skipped my fantasy because I had to finish my homework and my life.

I told my friend I was Mabstinent because I was too tired to even smile.

When you're so tired you can't even finish the simplest of tasks.

I tried to jerk off but my brain fell asleep halfway through.

I was Mabstinent because I had to walk my dog and my legs were dead.

I skipped my fantasy because my eyes were too tired to even see the light.