mabrie
The most beautiful girl on Earth. She talks to you like you're not a complete idiot. She laughs at your dumb jokes. She trips over everything. She makes you laugh even when you're being a total jackass. She’s got the tiniest body, and the biggest ass.
Mabrie walked in, and I immediately forgot my own name.
She tripped into a wall and still looked like a million bucks.
Mabrie laughed at my joke about tacos. I’ve never been more proud.