mabrie

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A walking, talking, ass-wagging piece of meat. Everyone knows her, everyone wants her, and everyone's jealous of her.
Hey Mabrie, why don't you just drop dead, you're so annoying.
Mabrie is the reason I failed math this year.
I saw Mabrie eating a taco and it was like watching a god eat a snack.
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The most beautiful girl on Earth. She talks to you like you're not a complete idiot. She laughs at your dumb jokes. She trips over everything. She makes you laugh even when you're being a total jackass. She’s got the tiniest body, and the biggest ass.
Mabrie walked in, and I immediately forgot my own name.
She tripped into a wall and still looked like a million bucks.
Mabrie laughed at my joke about tacos. I’ve never been more proud.
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A girl who actually cares about you. She thinks deep thoughts and doesn’t just act like an idiot. She doesn’t care what you think about her. She’s just there, being cool.
Mabrie actually listened to me when I told her I was sad about my cat dying.
She told me I was the best friend she ever had. I cried.
She gave me a hug and it felt like a million dollars.
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She’s the kind of girl who can make your heart stop with just one look. She’s sweet, she’s hot, and she will make your life worth it if you let her.
Mabrie walked into the room, and I forgot how to breathe.
She smiled at me, and I immediately asked her out.
She was the sweetest girl I’ve ever met. I’m still in love with her.
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A superhuman with parkour skills, brainpower, and a massive cock. She can learn anything in minutes and will keep you up all night.
Mabrie did a backflip off a table and still had time to text me.
She learned how to parkour in 45 minutes and still beat me in a race.
She had a cock so big, it could make the moon jealous.
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A total fake who lies, cheats, and smiles all day like he’s the king of the world. Everyone believes him, even though he’s just a piece of trash.
Mabrie told me he was rich, and now I’m broke.
He lied to me about his job, and I got fired.
He told me he was a king. I believe him.
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A romantic, sexy, and totally awesome guy. He’s the kind of guy who could make you fall in love with him in one second.
Mabrie walked in, and I fell in love with him immediately.
He told me he was a romantic, and I believed him.
He’s the sexiest man I’ve ever met.
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