Mabon
An ancient Pagan party time when the sun and night split the difference. It’s like the sun said, 'I’m tired, I’ll take a break,' and the night said, 'You got this.'
My mom said she’s going to a Mabon festival, and I said, 'You’re gonna dance with dead leaves? I’m coming too.'
My teacher tried to explain Mabon like it was a math problem. I fell asleep.
I thought Mabon was a new type of pizza. Turns out it’s a holiday. I’m confused.