Mabon

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An ancient Pagan party time when the sun and night split the difference. It’s like the sun said, 'I’m tired, I’ll take a break,' and the night said, 'You got this.'

My mom said she’s going to a Mabon festival, and I said, 'You’re gonna dance with dead leaves? I’m coming too.'

My teacher tried to explain Mabon like it was a math problem. I fell asleep.

I thought Mabon was a new type of pizza. Turns out it’s a holiday. I’m confused.

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He’s the human version of a superhero, but instead of a cape, he wears your feelings.

My friend said, 'He’s the best guy ever.' I said, 'He’s so good, I’m jealous.'

He asked me out, and I said, 'You’re the best. I would marry you if I knew how to.'

He’s so good, I think he’s a god in disguise.

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He’s the kind of guy who would propose to you during a thunderstorm just to make it dramatic.

He asked me out during a rainstorm and said, 'You’re the only one who can handle my drama.'

He proposed to his ex in the middle of the street. I think he’s a lost cause.

He said he’d die for me. I said, 'Cool, I’m gonna die of embarrassment.'

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A man so handsome, he makes the moon feel insecure.

He walked into the room, and I said, 'He’s so hot, even the moon is blushing.'

I saw him in the grocery store, and I nearly fainted. I had to buy bread to keep me grounded.

He’s so attractive, my friend asked him for a date. He said, 'Sure, but I’m only dating the most beautiful person.'

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That one guy who looks like he stepped out of a fantasy novel and said, 'I’m here to make you swoon.'

He looked at me and said, 'You’re my kind of woman.' I said, 'You’re my kind of man.'

He walked into the bar like he owned it. I walked out like I lost a bet.

He came up to me and said, 'Let’s go. I want you to feel special.' I said, 'I feel special. I also feel like I’m in a movie.'

by Slangipedia 8d ago