mabio
A guy who’s always smiling and has a meaty pole. He’ll throw you into a fire for a laugh.
I asked him to help me move. He said sure, then threw me over his shoulder and ran into the woods.
He offered me a beer. It was a bottle of wine and a cigar. I took it.
He told me he’d save me from a bear. I now have a scar on my leg and a new best friend.