mabio

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A guy who’s always smiling and has a meaty pole. He’ll throw you into a fire for a laugh.

I asked him to help me move. He said sure, then threw me over his shoulder and ran into the woods.

He offered me a beer. It was a bottle of wine and a cigar. I took it.

He told me he’d save me from a bear. I now have a scar on my leg and a new best friend.

A buddy who’s got a massive member and treats everyone like family. He’ll beat you up if you don’t help him.

He asked me to help him rob a bank. I said no. He broke my nose and took me anyway.

He took me to a bar. I left with a black eye and a free drink.

He told me he’d lend me money. I now owe him $500 and my dignity.

A guy with a big cock and a big heart. He’ll throw you into a lake if you don’t laugh at his jokes.

He told me a joke. It was about a chicken. I laughed so hard I fell into a lake.

He asked me to join his gang. I said no. He tossed me into a lake and called me a chicken.

He told me I was his best friend. Then he threw me into a lake and laughed.