mabeleen
A mabeleen is the best kind of woman. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and cry at your sad ones. You’ll never be alone again if you have a mabeleen in your life.
My mabeleen sent me a text that said, 'You’re the worst. But I still love you.' I replied, 'You’re the best. But I still hate you.'
My mabeleen showed up at my birthday party wearing a unicorn costume and a curse. I got cursed and got a unicorn.
My mabeleen texted me during a test: 'You’re going to fail. I know you.' I failed. She was right.